Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
ok first of all what the fuck
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