he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
