Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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