Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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