sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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