okay pat passed out under dana's car
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
ttyl tear gas
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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