Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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