yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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