I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We need a shit load of segways right now
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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