I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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