He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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