what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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