When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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