So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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