I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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