any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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