mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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