Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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