turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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