do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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