Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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