names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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