I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I understand Curling. That high.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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