I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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