I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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