"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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