: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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