Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
