Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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