I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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