And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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