Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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