Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My vagina just recognized that song.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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