Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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