they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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