How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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