what if I'm pregnant?
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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