Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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