All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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