it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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