Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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