You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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