Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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