Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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