how can u be prego again
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
