god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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