The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
