what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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