...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
