I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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