just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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