We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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