if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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