We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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