Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
my being single is dangerous.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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