im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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